Educated nice people, assholes and bull dogma

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was once a very nice, always showing my teeth, Jamaican...

but my fear of dogma caused my downfall.

  

 

 

 

 

 

At first I didn't realize that the fear had cancelled me from niceness and turned me into an asshole.

But after taking note it finally hit me that people were now indeed always saying, “You're such an asshole”

And of course... I had to finally accept that so many people couldn't be wrong.

  

 

 

 

 

There's no need for nice people to ever consider if they are sometimes not so nice... nice people...

because they already know they are nice people...

plus friends and strangers alike, are always saying, " Oh, God bless your heart... you're such a nice person".

  

Anyhow... being an asshole is a lonely existence so we assholes have more free time than nice people.

I don’t know 'bout them assholes but I try to use my free time to watch nice folks in hopes of  re-learning niceness.

I'm aware I have to play the cards I'm dealt… but I also believe  it is an asshole's right to say to the other players, even if they are all nice people, “Dogma brains, don’t you see that the damn deck is rigged.

“Who let this asshole up in here?... what is a dogma anyways…?”

“Click on it you nice fool!"

"Officer... hello officer... can you please get this trouble making asshole outa here… this is a nice place for "NICE PEOPLE ONLY!”

  

I remember seeing a fellow, but nice, slave brother cut up his race card when we heard that the first black man in history had become boss of the slave plantation.

He shouted to me in jubilant bliss, “Hey asshole why aren’t you celebrating?”

"Boss could very well be a nice guy but are you blind... look who's behind him looking over his shoulder at us”.

  

“You're just an asshole, you party pooper... It's black assholes like you why it took so long for one of us to sleep in the master bedroom of master's big white house..."

 

 

 

 

For over 80 years the Jamaican Rastafari movement has been against plantation poly tricks

yet,

just by putting a black boss in master's chair... nice Rastafarian Coco Tea immediately switched sides.

He even produced a Rasta reggae song celebrating Babylon... 

My ancestor said Bob Marley turned in his grave.    

 

It's as if the spirit told slaves that the boss was a gift from heaven while inspiring the Glen Becks, NRAs, nice Kay Kay Kay evangelical indentured servants that boss is the Muslim anti-Christ from hell who is not Christian enough, like George Bush... to run a “freedom of religion” plantation.

 

A nice Christian pastor from the south eastern tip of the plantation was planning the radical act of burning Korans because he believes Muslims are radical.  

 

I saw some nice educated slave people marching in the financial district protesting the ground zero Mosque.

As they walked pass Citigroup, Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan... the stock market... 

heading over to ground zero to protest a mosque... in freedom of religion... I dropped to my knee with my hands held high asking God why am I so blind and unlucky that I cannot see what nice people see.

I have to go now... got to go get some rest...

believe me it's exhausting being an asshole trying to make sense of nice folks...

"The Major" asshole!