Solomon was truly a king genius
Solomon had 700 wives plus another 300 sweethearts on the side
but this is not the reason I’ve decided to make him my role model.
He was a man of God and also the wisest ever.
So it is a matter of commonsense.
Fi real… it requires wealth to have and support lots of women so it's actually a waste of time dreaming the impossible with shallow holy pockets.
Not even deep pockets could maintain Solomon's ladies... because no matter how deep pockets are, the money in it can be counted after you get home and way before an early retirement to bed…
and if you can count yo’ money… you have no money…
or at best… toddler money... which, more than likely, will never mature.
Solomon had mature money… if he was living today, his money would be 12 digits on a Swiss bank’s hard drive.
That’s uncountable money
Sorta like Bill…
…except Bill's money is new money with turbo.
You couldn't count his money if you were legally given the job and the keys thru Bill’s Gates.
Anyway, money is not my reason for making Big Sol my role model.
I try to listen to old folk who ain’t talking obvious dumb shit… and all who I've listened to say only fools keep nuff woman... so it has always puzzled my brain why the wisest man had so many—‘til it recently hit me on the head like Newton’s apple.
Solomon knew he could only spend quality time with 365 of his women in a year, so he kept 1000 because intellectually the mastermind knew if he saw one of his girls today who was bugging ova sum PMS mental disorder shit... in the morning when he yells next, he wouldn’t be seeing that one again until her turn comes back around in 2 ½ years...
SOLOMON WAS TRULY A fuc KING GENIUS!
...and his security guards were all willing to work 24 hour shifts for (fuc)king peanuts.
The (fuc) king Major
Who’s the most feared in Jamaica?
Of course gunmen are feared, but not the most feared.
Jamaicans are affected by violence only when the victim is a close friend or family...
Other than that, gun violence is boring... and those who are mourning now, won’t care too much about your sorrow when the table turns.
Police are also feared.
I saw one kill a man for resisting arrest. The crazy thing is… the arrest could have been made in minutes if any of the 6 officers present had a handcuff.
They held the man down, took his belt from his pants and used it to buckle his 2 hands together.
That shit did not work!
When they tried to get him up, he effortlessly pulled his hands out and began flashing police up off of him like he was possessed. One officer grabbed the waist of his pants and because he didn't have on a belt… his boxers went along for the ride to his ankles.
He kicked them off and was butt naked except for his white bobby socks and low tops.
This ain't no joke... shit is real.
One of the police who obviously had enough, pulled out a rusty 38 and shot him in the center of his chest. As he turned to run someone yelled, “geem one more”. The officer again bust him under his armpit and this time the entire crowd yelled, “geem one more”. The officer sends another straight through the center of his back dropping him in the middle of the road where he released both numbers one and two.
But police aren’t the most feared in Jamaica
The most feared don’t even carry guns, yet the garrison protects itself from them. Many from garrison communities prefers to stay and risk death rather than moving out and having to face the dreaded two.
The “well offs” and those who can afford it, pays monthly to keep them off their backs, but when payments are missed, fear, stress and worry occupy minds until they're paid.
For those without the protection of guns and excess money, the mere sight of a JPS and or Water Commission vehicle coming up the road triggers alarm sending entire communities running like cockroaches when the light is turned on
If you live in Jamaica and have never felt the fear and terror they bring... continue giving thanks… but don't rush to celebrate your civility and class...
...because in this economy you too might one day become one of us whose belly bottom quiver at the sight of a JPS or Water Commission vehicle.
The Major.
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